Yeah, 2000 S4, with K04 hybrids.
Since it's 115+ degrees here for a few months every year I usually park the car for a while and don't drive it. Before that I did a bunch of cold start and idle tuning, which is horrendous for the cats.
We had about a month of 80 degree weather, so I pulled the car out of storage and noticed it had a slight lifter tick. I took it out and the ticking went away after a few minutes of transient loads. I did some data logging and noticed my EGT's were way high under WOT, so I removed the cats figuring they were toast. Immediately it started smoking on startup, and on engine decel. The cats were burning all of that oil off. The amount of smoke was embarrassing and I figured the engine was toast.
That's when I checked the plugs and noticed 6 was oil fouled. Compression and leakdown were fine, and there was no internal damage I could see. I had about 6-7 track days on the oil so I changed it, threw a new plug in cyl 6, and went and ran the hell out of it. It took about 100 miles of hard driving, but it cleared up and it does not smoke any longer. I make sure to drive it once a week now.
I did order new seals, and let me tell you they are extremely small - so its possible that over time the seal's tensioning springs relax, or the seals themselves dry out and shrink.
I wish I had taken video of it when it was at its worst. Here it is after it started clearing up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHpfCE6eQRs